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Ouch Jokes
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar... - A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...Read the whole joke |
701 |
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2 |
Mirror, mirror - Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door...Read the whole joke |
655 |
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The blind date had not been all that great and... - The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he...Read the whole joke |
674 |
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Good fortune - A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'...Read the whole joke |
762 |
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Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro... - Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...Read the whole joke |
785 |
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Paying bills - Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...Read the whole joke |
756 |
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A man walks into a pub... - The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke |
727 |
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Condom Modelling Rejection - Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R...Read the whole joke |
664 |
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This guy walks in to a bathroom... - This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...Read the whole joke |
747 |
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The definition of a phallic symbol - This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...Read the whole joke |
701 |
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A young girl sees her father in the shower... - A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke |
693 |
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