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Ouch Jokes

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1 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
- A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...Read the whole joke
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2 Mirror, mirror
- Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door...Read the whole joke
286 Rating:0 | Voted:0
3 The blind date had not been all that great and...
- The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he...Read the whole joke
321 Rating:0 | Voted:0
4 Good fortune
- A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'...Read the whole joke
384 Rating:0 | Voted:0
5 Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...
- Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...Read the whole joke
418 Rating:0 | Voted:0
6 Paying bills
- Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...Read the whole joke
366 Rating:0 | Voted:0
7 A man walks into a pub...
- The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke
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8 Condom Modelling Rejection
- Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R...Read the whole joke
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9 This guy walks in to a bathroom...
- This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...Read the whole joke
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10 The definition of a phallic symbol
- This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...Read the whole joke
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11 A young girl sees her father in the shower...
- A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke
328 Rating:0 | Voted:0

# Title Category Hits Rating
1 Changed my mind!
- This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha...Read the whole joke
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2 A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
- A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The...Read the whole joke
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3 What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
- What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?"Chop chop."...Read the whole joke
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4 How did Captain Hook die?
- Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch....Read the whole joke
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5 A really bad, terrible mistake
- Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke
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