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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Wise cooking advice
- |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...Read the whole joke |
1138 |
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| 2 |
Placing your order
- |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There wa...Read the whole joke |
1220 |
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| 3 |
Food quotes and quips
- |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...Read the whole joke |
1183 |
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| 4 |
Purchasing a turkey
- |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enoug...Read the whole joke |
1166 |
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| 5 |
Bottle of Evian water?
- |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke |
1139 |
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| 6 |
He's a real fun guy [fungi]
- |Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun ...Read the whole joke |
1655 |
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| 7 |
Food laughs & humor
- |From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...Read the whole joke |
1235 |
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| 8 |
Bad convenience foods
- |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete...Read the whole joke |
1360 |
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| 9 |
M&M Evolution theory
- |M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue...Read the whole joke |
1291 |
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| 10 |
Caffeine addict quiz
- |Do you want to know if you suffer from "Alertness Deficit Disorder" (ADD)? Then just take this simp...Read the whole joke |
1194 |
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| 11 |
The bachelor's diet
- |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while ...Read the whole joke |
1139 |
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| 12 |
The results of a study
- |About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn't have to....Read the whole joke |
1227 |
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| 13 |
Thin People Don't
- |By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even fo...Read the whole joke |
1183 |
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| 14 |
We could have been here sooner
- |An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by S...Read the whole joke |
1270 |
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| 15 |
A great fruit cake recipie
- |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke |
1183 |
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| 16 |
I have a Microsoft waiter
- |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the p...Read the whole joke |
1188 |
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| 17 |
Are caterpillars good to eat?
- |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke |
1286 |
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| 18 |
Food fight in a store
- |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...Read the whole joke |
1156 |
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| 19 |
An error publishing an article
- |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...Read the whole joke |
1148 |
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| 20 |
Studying the twinkies
- |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristi...Read the whole joke |
1200 |
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| 21 |
Sorry for eating the peanuts
- |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...Read the whole joke |
1272 |
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| 22 |
What is this?
- |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a ...Read the whole joke |
1148 |
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| 23 |
Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
- |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4....Read the whole joke |
1146 |
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| 24 |
Ice cream flavor galore
- |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...Read the whole joke |
1167 |
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| 25 |
Purchasing power of burgers
- |Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi...Read the whole joke |
1157 |
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| 26 |
Purchasing mailing lists
- |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...Read the whole joke |
1148 |
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| 27 |
You can now eat your own plate
- |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furth...Read the whole joke |
1221 |
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